Shape up this New Year, with these 10 kick-butt moves!

Ha. Not! Every year it's the same thing in every magazine, online blog, news show: "Success in five easy steps! Here's how!". Whatever happened to not sugar coating weight loss, financial saving, and fun love lives?

I want to see this instead:

You are fat! Get off your lazy ass and go for a walk!
10 Tips to not eat like the cow you are!
Stop going to Starbucks every day and out for every meal! Pack a lunch!
Do you NEED that new purse? Put that $300 into an IRA account- your parents are not going to finance your retirement too, and we know the government isn't going to be there...
Want to spice things up in the bed? Instead of learning what new moves your man or woman will like, or what to wear... learn to love yourself and be uninhibited... That in itself will being about some moves!

What would you like to see this New Year?

I know that I would like to see more people hold themselves accountable, including myself. I have no issues holding myself accountable for things at work, with friends or family, but when it comes to holding myself accountable for how I am living my personal life, I am no where to be found.

I would like more manners with the younger generation. "Manners." M-A-N-N-E-R-S. Hold the door for everyone- not just the elderly. Say, "Please", "Thank You", "Excuse Me". Don't assume that everyone is going to wipe your ass, just because your parents do. Take responsibility for your actions. When you see someone struggling, or look like they need a hand... LEND them one. Don't ignore need. This is MONTANA. NOT New York City. If you have trouble with 50% of the above... you should most definitely move to NYC. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

I want to see more people recycle. We are trashing this planet just like we trash every other take-out plate, or to-go coffee cup- like we are getting a new one tomorrow. Except, we are not getting a new one tomorrow! Our planet is beyond repair on so many levels, the least we can do is stave off our impending doom for a few more years.

Stop worrying about the small things!!! At first, I was pissed that every time our neighbor would shovel his sidewalk, he would not shovel our 8 inches of cement. And, every time I shovel, I always shovel his. He also has a big sign in the front yard that says, "Pick up your dogs poop!". Our other neighbor flings the poo that he finds on his side into my yard. I assume since I have a dog, he thinks it's mine. I haven't spend a single night at the condo that I rent in several months, but keep flinging your poo, neighbor!

Also, I am awesome, and better than all of you, so when you see me in the grocery store, move out of my way! That's taking it too far... Please don't block the isles...